Aaron is recovering from something. Two of The Sitter Downers like the U.S.A. Tom and Adam shoot it out, but not with real guns, of course. Most of us are too poor to have an iPhone. Happy Birthday, Simon.

Tom’s conversion is coming along nicely. We are without Torri at the beginning, and we are basically asleep. Tom bans more stuff because he hates freedom. Grand Theft Auto, and TSD, basically the same thing.

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And the libs nominate….John Edwards! The olympics are on and England has the gold in driving on the wrong side of the road. The Beatles, or at least one of them, invade Springfield. We can’t remember what Tom said.

Fox News should be banned. Torri bring a new laptop to the show, but nothing else. Tom is closing McDonalds, at least for poor people. Children should rebel…in theory.

Tom is hot, Adam is cool. European cars become American cars. Soon Torri’s high school kids won’t be allowed crayons. TSD…spanking butts, and giving gooses.br />

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Torri who? Torri and Aaron and Adam at a wedding…but not Tom’s wedding. Tom is almost done with Alpha, but he didnt graduate.

We all need to sue the Bible like Mr. Fowler. Tom changes his mind, but forgets to tell anybody. Google spy car is parked outside Torri’s house. Tom doesn’t wax his car.

Prodigal son returns. Aaron is MIA. Torri went and created a trip to the museum. Do you trust the Daily Mail? Do they read it at Gitmo?

Aaron is filling in again this week, and the Supreme court just made a gun ruling, so….We are consistently inconsistent on this show. May I have a tally?

Aaron in, Torri out. We talk about stuff we’ve never talked about before like global warming, origins of the universe and bollocks. Tom is the professor of the public understanding of Alpha courses. Dick Van Dyke is not British.

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